Can I Have The Twinkie, Little Boy:
There was a man and a woman having sex one day when suddenly their condom flew out the window. The woman ran outside to go get it when to her surprise a small boy was holding it.
Hey, I will give you 25¢ if you give that Twinkie to me," the woman said to the boy.
“OK," said the boy.
The woman handed the boy a quarter and off he went to his house yelling "Mommy! Mommy! A woman just gave me 25¢ for a Twinkie, but I got a good deal because I already ate the cream filling!"