29 September 2009

YouTube Video: Condom Rocket Gone Wrong

Next time girl, try using the condom for what it was designed for.

26 September 2009

Condom Joke

Oh Those High School Kids:

This guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. 

"What size?" asks the clerk.

"Gee, I don't know." Says the man.

"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." The clerk tells him.
The guy goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells out, "Medium!"
The guy is mortified!
He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.

An older man comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!"
The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.

A high school kid comes in next to buy condoms.

"What size?" the clerk asks.
The kid embarrassed says, "Gee I've never done this before. I don't know what size I am, I mean I need."
The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4.
She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"

18 September 2009

10 September 2009


Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: Obsolete, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

The Carl's Jr. Condoms: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!

AT&T Condoms: 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft Condoms: where do you want to go today ?

Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M Condoms: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'

Exxon Condoms: Want a tiger in your tank?

Taco Bell Condoms: get some; make a run for the border

Sprint Condoms: for friends and family who don't want to talk with one another

Double Mint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears Latex Condom: One coat is good for the entire winter

Delta Airlines Travel Pack Condoms: Delta's ready when you are

United Airlines Travel Pack Condoms: Fly United

Star Trek Condoms: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Wendy's Juicy Condoms: Where's the beef?

Denny's Condoms: For the Grand Slam

Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!

Maxwell House Condoms: Good to the last drop!

McDonalds Condoms: Over 99 billion served

Hewlett Packard Condoms: Expanding Possibilities

Burger King Condoms: Have it your way

Dairy Queen Condoms: We treat you right

AOL Condoms: So easy to use, no wonder Pedophiles like it

Skype Condoms: Stay connected

GM Condoms: Paid for by taxpayer bailout dollars, so use them