29 September 2009
YouTube Video: Condom Rocket Gone Wrong
Next time girl, try using the condom for what it was designed for.
26 September 2009
Condom Joke
Oh Those High School Kids:
This guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the clerk.
"Gee, I don't know." Says the man.
"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." The clerk tells him.
The guy goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells out, "Medium!"
The guy is mortified!
He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.
An older man comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!"
The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.
A high school kid comes in next to buy condoms.
"What size?" the clerk asks.
The kid embarrassed says, "Gee I've never done this before. I don't know what size I am, I mean I need."
The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4.
She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"
This guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the clerk.
"Gee, I don't know." Says the man.
"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." The clerk tells him.
The guy goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells out, "Medium!"
The guy is mortified!
He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.
An older man comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!"
The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.
A high school kid comes in next to buy condoms.
"What size?" the clerk asks.
The kid embarrassed says, "Gee I've never done this before. I don't know what size I am, I mean I need."
The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4.
She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"
18 September 2009
16 September 2009
10 September 2009
CONDOM BRANDS:
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: Obsolete, its that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
The Carl's Jr. Condoms: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...
General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!
AT&T Condoms: 'Reach out and touch someone.'
Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper.
Microsoft Condoms: where do you want to go today ?
Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going....
M&M Condoms: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'
Exxon Condoms: Want a tiger in your tank?
Taco Bell Condoms: get some; make a run for the border
Sprint Condoms: for friends and family who don't want to talk with one another
Double Mint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Sears Latex Condom: One coat is good for the entire winter
Delta Airlines Travel Pack Condoms: Delta's ready when you are
United Airlines Travel Pack Condoms: Fly United
Star Trek Condoms: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
Wendy's Juicy Condoms: Where's the beef?
Denny's Condoms: For the Grand Slam
Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!
Maxwell House Condoms: Good to the last drop!
McDonalds Condoms: Over 99 billion served
Hewlett Packard Condoms: Expanding Possibilities
Burger King Condoms: Have it your way
Dairy Queen Condoms: We treat you right
AOL Condoms: So easy to use, no wonder Pedophiles like it
Skype Condoms: Stay connected
GM Condoms: Paid for by taxpayer bailout dollars, so use them
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: Obsolete, its that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
The Carl's Jr. Condoms: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...
General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!
AT&T Condoms: 'Reach out and touch someone.'
Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper.
Microsoft Condoms: where do you want to go today ?
Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going....
M&M Condoms: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'
Exxon Condoms: Want a tiger in your tank?
Taco Bell Condoms: get some; make a run for the border
Sprint Condoms: for friends and family who don't want to talk with one another
Double Mint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Sears Latex Condom: One coat is good for the entire winter
Delta Airlines Travel Pack Condoms: Delta's ready when you are
United Airlines Travel Pack Condoms: Fly United
Star Trek Condoms: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
Wendy's Juicy Condoms: Where's the beef?
Denny's Condoms: For the Grand Slam
Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!
Maxwell House Condoms: Good to the last drop!
McDonalds Condoms: Over 99 billion served
Hewlett Packard Condoms: Expanding Possibilities
Burger King Condoms: Have it your way
Dairy Queen Condoms: We treat you right
AOL Condoms: So easy to use, no wonder Pedophiles like it
Skype Condoms: Stay connected
GM Condoms: Paid for by taxpayer bailout dollars, so use them
08 September 2009
01 September 2009
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